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    So sitting around the table having dinner with family and friends. My BIL (a cop) says to his son to tell everyone about the talk he's having at school about woman's rights. I said I know about that on its something to do with the right to remain silent, right? Oh that got things started lol. These goosey beers are actually pretty good. Gonna go out for another one lol...

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    I learned something new...

    So a guy goes for a sex change operation and his friends were sitting around comforting her afterwards. So what was the most painful part, having your privates removed? She says oh no, no. The most painful part was having my salary cut in half...

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    Boooooooo! More jokes and funny...less transgender!
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    My wife came home from from her weekly shopping trip with a new broom.

    I asked her what was wrong with the old one. It flew perfectly straight!

    It's a good thing she can take a joke. I'm a lucky man.


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    Lol. Its all good. We had some good times tonight. My son is checking out his new sniper nerf gun. Seriously, this thing is awesome, lol...

    Big thanks to 2A Defender. Gave my BIL and FIL a bunch of challenge coins and told them to thank a vet tomorrow for Veterans Day. They really appreciated it. Gave my BIL some FUAC stickers as well. Not sure which he liked better, lol.

    Hey USMC, sorry but I gave your Beer kit to my friend's beautiful Estonian wife. She won't get a beer but she agreed to make a beer for me, lol. Can't wait.

    So what did you guys do today, lol...

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    Shot up a bunch of targets with capitalcrew and threepah. Then simultaneously declared war on a pumpkin using a combination of 7.62, 5.45, and shotgun. We won.

    Oh, and then went out for dinner and drinks, then got the owner to give us free homemade banana creme pie for dessert.
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    Sounds like good times c. I attended the 1st day of the certified nra pistol instructor course and just relaxing with the fam.
    "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace"
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    Quote Originally Posted by thecelt View Post
    Sounds like good times c. I attended the 1st day of the certified nra pistol instructor course and just relaxing with the fam.
    I'm jealous. Would have liked to have been there but family matters....

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    My mom made a ham tonight. There were balloons also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RayKnobs View Post
    My mom made a ham tonight. There were balloons also.
    Awesome bro. F'n awesome. Lol.

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    Went to brunch today at West Point, the Thayer Hotel. Too cold and rainy to walk the grounds though.
    I love the south

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    Love West Point. My boy passed on an opportunity to go to a WP hockey game Friday night. I would have went for him if I could, lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgrutt View Post
    Love West Point. My boy passed on an opportunity to go to a WP hockey game Friday night. I would have went for him if I could, lol...
    Last time we were they we took the guided tour, it was pretty interesting learning the history of the place, the traditions, the people who passed thru there, etc. The museum is awesome too, lots of good stuff to look at.
    I love the south

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pissed Off Patriot View Post
    My wife came home from from her weekly shopping trip with a new broom.

    I asked her what was wrong with the old one. It flew perfectly straight!

    It's a good thing she can take a joke. I'm a lucky man.
    LOL.

    As they say... Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener !!! LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meketrefe View Post
    LOL.

    As they say... Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener !!! LOL.

    I heard it put another way just tonight, lol.

    How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her, lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgrutt View Post
    I heard it put another way just tonight, lol.

    How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her, lol...
    LOL..

    Why do women get married in white?
    So they match the appliances!

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgrutt View Post
    I heard it put another way just tonight, lol.

    How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her, lol...
    Oh boyyyy... that one is a bit below the belt. Hope you are wearing a cup for the return shot. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by meketrefe View Post
    LOL..

    Why do women get married in white?
    So they match the appliances!

    lol
    Damn, you peeking in my kitchen window???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pissed Off Patriot View Post
    Oh boyyyy... that one is a bit below the belt. Hope you are wearing a cup for the return shot. lol



    Damn, you peeking in my kitchen window???


    I'm just messing around. My wife is awesome. A few members here can actually attest to that. I definitely got the better end of the deal, lol...

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    Ha! You and me both!


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    I just spent the last three hours at the animal emergency hospital. F'ing dog (formerly known as Damn Dog, formerly known as Jake) ate something, God knows what, that's stuck in his colon and is giving him bloody stool. Docs are hoping he can pass it on his own. Me, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swilliamsny View Post
    I just spent the last three hours at the animal emergency hospital. F'ing dog (formerly known as Damn Dog, formerly known as Jake) ate something, God knows what, that's stuck in his colon and is giving him bloody stool. Docs are hoping he can pass it on his own. Me, too.
    Hope it works out in the end, ha, ha... (you know I can't help myself get over it)...

    Miss you posting lately. Homeschooling has to be tough...

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    Quote Originally Posted by swilliamsny View Post
    I just spent the last three hours at the animal emergency hospital. F'ing dog (formerly known as Damn Dog, formerly known as Jake) ate something, God knows what, that's stuck in his colon and is giving him bloody stool. Docs are hoping he can pass it on his own. Me, too.
    Careful with your commas. That last one says you have something to pass also. lol

    Hope the dog passes go and collects $200. I know those vet bills add up.


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    Ha. Very funny.

    Homeschool is only part of what's going on. I have a boat-load of work to do in the next couple weeks. It seems I always get orders when I have something else going on. The old "never rains, but it pours" cliché.

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    Hang in there S. Good luck with the mutt.

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